tlhIngan-Hol Archive: Mon Apr 20 08:52:53 1998
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Re: *Howard Stern* vIDel
- From: "William H. Martin" <[email protected]>
- Subject: Re: *Howard Stern* vIDel
- Date: Mon, 20 Apr 1998 11:52:36 -0400 (EDT)
- In-Reply-To: <[email protected]> from "d'Armond Speers" at Apr 17, 98 01:00:35 pm
According to d'Armond Speers:
>
> charghwI'vo':
>
> > Qu'vatlh! *Wednesday 4/15/98* QInvam vIlaD. toH! wanI' yIDel!
>
> wanI'vam Delchu' wa' mu': nI'be'.
>
> *Howard Stern*, *William Shatner* je vIqIH (ghogh HablI' vIlo'taHvIS;
> vIqIHmeH
> *New York*Daq jIlengbe').
Dun cham, qar'a'?
> wanI'vam vIDelpa', wa' Hu' qaSbogh wanI'
> vIDelnIS. DaH
> *Monday* vIDel.
>
> qaSDI' Hut vatlh rep, murI' *Benjamin*. (*Gary* boQwI' ghaH *Benjamin*'e').
> (*Howard* lIngwI' [1] ghaH *Gary*'e'). *Howard*vaD mughuHmoH 'e' nID.
maj. Hoch tIchtaH *Howard*. bIHujlaw'chugh DoSDaj SoH. tlhIngan
Hol DajatlhlaHmo' bIHujlaw'.
> <<ja'chuqtaHvIS *Howard*, jIH je, tlhIngan vIDa neH'a' *Howard*?>> vItlhob.
> <<ghobe'>> jatlh; <<SoH yIDa>>. <<vay' vIja' neHbogh
> *Howard* tu'lu''a'?>> vtlhob. <<HIja'>> jatlh; <<*Howard* DaqIHDI', vay'
> QaQbogh [2] yIjatlh,
> 'ej tlhIngan Hol yIlo'>>. wejpuH.
jIQochbe'. wejpuH. qoHpu' chaH. bIDogh DaneHba' neH.
> qaStaHvIS jaj Hoch jIbIt. qaSDI' javmaH vatlh rep, murI'qa' *Benjamin*.
javmaH vatlh rep? paSqu'. {{:)>
> <<maQublI'>> jatlh;
> <<*E!*Daq *Howard* Datlhej wIneH. juHlIjDaq *television camera* beq
> DIngeHlaH'a'?>>.
> <<qay'be'>> vIjang. wInab. DaH jIbItqu'choH!
meqna' Daghajbej.
> juHwIjDaq jIcheghDI', jIqeqchoH. juHwIj vISay'moHnIS; mu'tlheghmey vIjatlh
> vIneHbogh
> vIqeq. jup puS vIrI'. jIjotmoHlaHbe'. loQ jIQong 'e' vInID.
>
> DaH *Tuesday* vIDel. qaSDI' loS vatlh rep jIvem. jIDoy'qu'.
jIyajchu'.
> qaSDI' Soch vatlh rep, paw *television* beq. luch lucher.
>
> murI'DI' *Bejnamin*, *Howard* boQwI', 'eqqu'. *Howard*vaD jIjatlhmeH,
> qaStaHvIS
> wejmaH tup jIloS. (murI'mo' jIloStaHvIS jIDIlbe'). ghogh HablI'
> vIlo'taHvIS, *Howard*
> ghogh vIQoylaH. *William Shatner* ghaH *Howard* meb'e'. ghogh HablI'
> DeQmey,
> paqlIj chu' je ngev 'e' nID *Shatner*. yIvup!
verengan Ha'DIbaH!
> mulIHDI' *Howard*, *Shatner*vaD jatlh: <<tlhIngan Hol ghojbogh 'ej jatlhbogh
> nuvpu''e' DaSov'a'?
> nuq DaQub?>> muqIch *Shatner* neHba' *Howard*, 'ach muqIchQo'. <<tlhIngan
> Hol Dajatlh'a'? teH'a'?>> mutlhob *Howard*. <<bIjatlhchu''a'?>>.
> <<jIjatlhbej>>
> vIjang. <<vay' yIjatlh>> poQ *Howard*. vaj jIjang: <<*Howard Stern*,
> "William
> Shatner* je vIqIHmo' jIQuchqu'!>> [3] ngeDqu', qar'a'? <<tlhIngan Hol
> jatlhbej ghaH!>>
> jatlh *Robin*. ghaH vImerlaw'. :)
*RobIn ghaH 'Iv'e'?
> ngoDvam DayajnIS: mu'tlheghmey law' vIqeq. *Howard* vISovchu'be', 'ach
> *Howard*
> luQoybogh juppu' law' vIyu'. qaStaHvIS DIS law' tlhIngan Hol vIjatlh:
> jIghuH 'e' vIHar.
> mu'tlhegh vIqeqbogh vIjatlh 'e' poQ'a' *Howard*? ghobe' jay'. <<The rain
> in Spain
> falls mainly in the plain>> vImugh 'e' tlhob. wanI'vam DayajnIS: jIbItqu',
> 'ej loQ jIDoy'.
batlhHa' HIghba'. You should have said, <<*Spain* vIDel neHbogh
qoHna' mIgh'e' ghaH qoHvam'e'.>> He would not have known the
difference. Of course, that would have had to have been
prepared in advance with *Spain* filling in the blank...
> *Howard Stern*, *William Shatner* je vIqIHlI'. *television camera* tu'lu'.
> 'ej muQoy
> wa'maH cha' 'uy' nuvmey. jIpumchu'. jIjatlhbe'. jIjatlhHa'. *Spain*
> jatlhlu'meH
> mu' tu'lu'be' 'e' vIQIj 'e' vInID, 'ach mu'tlheghwIj vIjatlh 'e' vIrIn 'e'
> chaw'be' *Howard*.
> petaQ ghaH!
qatlh DumermoH ngoDvam? jaghlI' DaSovbe'ba'. juplI' ghaH 'e'
DapIH'a'? chaq loQ bIDogh.
...
> 1. *Howard Stern*Daq DaH machegh
> 2. *Howard Stern*Daq tugh machegh
> 3. *E!*Daq *Howard Stern* DabejlI'!
> 4. *Howard Stern*vaD Da'IjlI'.
> 5. <<nuqjatlh>> jatlh petaQ?
> 6. *Timmy* nach non yIngagh!
*Timmy* ghaH 'Iv'e'?
> 7. jabbI'ID ta' ghaH *Howard Stern*'e'
> 8. jabbI'ID ta' vItoy'!
>
> ghobe'... cha' latlh vIqawbe'.
qay'be'.
> jItlheDpa', pong chu' munob *Shatner*: "Charmin' d'Armond". :)
Well, now you know you met the real Shatner and not some
immitator.
> vIghomqa'chugh,
> muqaw 'e' vIpIH!
bIlughba'.
> toH, charghwI', vIDelchu'a'?
majQa'.
> --Holtej
charghwI'