tlhIngan-Hol Archive: Thu Feb 22 14:47:04 2001
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All your base are belong to us. (fwd)
- From: "William H. Martin" <[email protected]>
- Subject: All your base are belong to us. (fwd)
- Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2001 17:46:38 -0500
I'm taking back to the list that which probably didn't belong at all. Why
let a bad joke pass when I can turn it into an even worse joke? This could
be yet another thread that will never die.
Mwaaaaaahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa.....
I include my translation of this hideos pile of near language.
>---------- Forwarded Message ----------
>Date: Thursday, February 22, 2001 3:48 PM +0000
>From: Alan Anderson <[email protected]>
>To: [email protected]
>Subject: All your base are belong to us.
>Transcribed from the introduction to a videogame, "Zero Wing":
>NARRATOR: In A.D. 2101, war was beginning.
tera' DIS cha'maH wa' pagh wa, ghobchoHlu'.
>CAPTAIN: What happen?
qaS nuq?
>MECHANIC: Someone set us up the bomb.
jormeH jan wIcherlu'.
>OPERATOR: We get signal.
jabbI'ID wISuq.
>CAPTAIN: What!
nuq!
>OPERATOR: Main screen turn on.
jIH'a' chu'lu'. / jIH'a', yIchu'.
>CAPTAIN: It's you!!
SoH 'oH! {{:)>
>CATS: How are you gentlemen!!
Dotlhraj tI'angneS.
> All your base are belong to us.
wa' waw'lIj naQ DISeH.
> You are on the way to destruction.
QIH boghoS.
>CAPTAIN: What you say!!
nuq bIjatlh!!
>CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha....
SutaHlaHbe'bej poHlIj yIchenmoH. Ha ha ha ha....
>OPERATOR: Captain!!
HoD!
>CAPTAIN: Take off every 'Zig'!!
Hoch *Zig* yIpuvmoH!!
> You know what you doing.
Qu'raj boSov.
> Move 'Zig'.
*Zig* yIvIHmoH.
> For great justice.
ruv'a'vaD.
>Whoever anonymously posted the Klingon translation of this to the
>mailing list did an outstanding job. I could entertain the idea that
>the job shouldn't have been done in the first place, but it is quite
>definitely not the work of someone unskilled in Klingon.
Agreed. And now I REALLY know why they did it anonymously.
SarrIS