tlhIngan-Hol Archive: Wed Oct 29 09:57:07 1997
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KLBC: practise (muHwI')
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- Subject: KLBC: practise (muHwI')
- Date: Wed, 29 Oct 1997 12:56:56 -0500 (EST)
INSIDER'S GUIDE TO THE MALE VOCABULARY
>>chay' loD Hol yajlu'<<
"Haven't I seen you before?" = "Nice ass."
{qaleghpu''a'} = {'o'lIj vIparHa'}
"I'm a Romantic." = "I'm poor."
{jI*romantic*}= {jIHoSghajHa'}
"I need you" = "My hand is tired."
{SoH qapoQ} = {Doy' ghopwIj}
"I am different from all the other guys" = "[Dochvam Sacha'qangbe']"
{rap latlh loDpu' 'ej jIpIm jIH} = {[Dochvam vImughlaHbe']}
"You're the only girl I've ever cared about" = "You are the only girl who
hasn't rejected me."
{wa' be'Hom vISaH neH} {be'Homvam SoH} = {...}
(I really messed up that one! How do we say that in Klingon?)
"I really want to get to know you better." = "So I can tell my friends about
it."
{qaSovchu'choH vIneH} = {vaj juppu'wI'vaD vIja'laH}
"It's just orange juice, try it." = "3 more shots, and she'll have her legs
around my head."
{Dochvam 'oH *bIQ Doq*'e' neH} {yItlhutlhchu'} = {latlh wej HIvje'mey
tlhutlhta'chugh vaj nachwIjDaq 'uSDu'Daj tu'lu'}
"She's kinda cute." = "I want to have sex with her till I am blue."
{'IHlaw' ghaH} = {vInargh vIneH 'ej jISuDchoHchugh vaj jImev}
"I don't know if I like her" = "She won't sleep with me."
{vIparHa''a'. vISovbe'} = {munarghQo'} / {munarghqangbe'}
"I miss you so much" = "I am so horny that my male-roommate is starting to
look good."
{qapoQqu'} = {...euh...}
"Was it good for you?" = "I'm insecure about my manhood."
{SoHvaD QaQpu''a'} = {jIta'ta'chu' 'e' vISovbe'}
loD jIH je 'ach tlhaQ lutvam 'e' vIHar
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muHwI'
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