tlhIngan-Hol Archive: Wed Oct 29 09:58:01 1997
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KLBC: practise: joke (muHwI')
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- Subject: KLBC: practise: joke (muHwI')
- Date: Wed, 29 Oct 1997 12:57:41 -0500 (EST)
I got this joke from the "what's so funny" jokes mailing list.
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A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.
qab QupchoH neH be'. Qel ghoS.
*facelift* neH be'. Qel navpu' ghoS.
"Well", Says the doctor, "I can do a facelift, and then you have to return in
about six months for a followup."
toH jatlh Qel. qay'be' *facelift* 'ej rInmeH qabwIj bID nem bIcheghnIS.
toH jatlh Qel. qay'be' *facelift* 'ej rInmeH qabwIj wa'vatlh chorghmaH
cha'leS bIcheghnIS.
"Oh No," says the woman, "I want it all done in one shot. I don't want to
come back!"
ghobe' jatlh be'. DaH rIn vIneH. jIcheghQo'.
ghobe' jatlh be'. DaH rIn vIneH. jIchegh vIneHbe'.
The doctor thinks for a second and then offers, "There is a new procedure
where we put a screw in the top of your head. Then everytime you see
wrinkles appearing, you just give it a little turn, which pulls the skin up
and they disappear."
loQ Qub Qel. mIw chu' tu'lu' jatlh. nach DungDaq *screw* wIrar jatlh.
narghDI' *wrinkle*mey *screw* Datlhe'nIS 'ej ngab *wrinkle*meylIj chel Qel.
"Thats what I want!" Exclaims the woman. "Lets do that".
mIwvam vIneHqu' jach be'. DaH matagh.
Six months later the woman charges into the doctors office.
qaSDI' jav jar Qel navpu' 'el be'.
"Well how's the procedure holding up?" The doctor asks.
qay''a' mIwwIj ghel Qel.
chay' mIwwIj DaparHa' ghel Qel.
"Terrible"! the woman bellows. Its the worse mistake I've ever made"
vImuSchu' jach be'. QaghwIj qab law' Hoch qab puS.
"Whats wrong", asks the doctor.
muj nuq yu' Qel.
qaStaH nuq ghel Qel.
"Just look at these bags under my eyes!" She hollers.
mInDu'wIj DingDaq *bag*mey tIn yIlegh jach ghaH.
"Lady", the doctor retorts, "those aren't bags, those are your tits, and if
you don't leave that screw alone, you are going to have a beard."
yI'Ijqu'. *bag*mey 'oHbe'. Dochmeyvetlh 'oH *breast*Du'lIj'e'. 'ej *screw*
Datlhe'taHchugh vaj rol DaghajchoH.
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