tlhIngan-Hol Archive: Sat Jul 13 23:22:21 1996
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An offer you shouldn't refuse!
- From: "Kenneth Traft" <[email protected]>
- Subject: An offer you shouldn't refuse!
- Date: Sun, 14 Jul 96 06:24:20 UT
<<meppatlh(tm)>>
tlhIngan wo'Daq patlh Degh chu' 'oH <<meppatlh(tm)>>'e'.
neH SuqlaH tera'nganpu'! wo'Daq Dotlh'a' Dachavbej DaneHchugh vaj
<<meppatlh(tm)>> DaghajnISqu'! <<meppatlh(tm)>> Dalo'DI', Dungaqbej
<<qa'el tuq>>, 'ej nItu'bej Hoch! lo'lu'meH ' ngeDqu'
<<meppatlh(tm)>>. chay' Qap? vay' Daje' vaj Deqmey'a' yIDIl pagh
yInlIj DaDIl.
*** yIqaw: neH qeyleSDaq wIvoq, DeQmeyDaq nuDIlnIS Hoch latlhpu'?
wa'vatlh DeQ'e' neH DaDIl 'ej Hoch jar jaj wa'DIchDaq DaDIlchu'.
qaStaHDI' poHvatlh DeQmey bIDIl pIpIH!
yImImQo'! DaHjaj <<meppatlh(tm)>> yISuq.
juppu'lI' yIja'! Daja'pu'mo' nItlho'bej.
*** tlhIngan wo'Daq <<meppatlh(tm)>>'e' neH Dalo'laH!
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What I'm trying to say. A play off the American Express card only KLINGON
STYLE! Klingons do not deal in credit! It looks much better in the pIqaD.
<<meppatlh(tm)>>
<<meppatlh(tm)>> is the new status symbol in the Klingon Empire. Only Terrans
can get it. If you want to definitely achieve high status in the Empire then
you really need to have <<meppatlh(tm)>>. When you use <<meppatlh(tm)>>,
<<the house of qa'el>> will support you, and everyone will definitely
notice you! <<meppatlh(tm)>> is really easy to use. How does it work? Buy
something then pay a fortune for it or pay with your life.
*** REMEMBER: We trust only in Kahless, All others need to pay in credits.
You definitely pay only 100 credits the first day of every month.
We expect you to pay the credits at that time.
Don't Hesitate! Get <<meppatlh(tm)>> today.
Tell your friends! They'll certainly thank you for it.
You can only use <<meppatlh(tm)>> in the Klingon Empire.