tlhIngan-Hol Archive: Mon Aug 29 04:47:36 1994
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Bawdy Klingon Filk
Hey folks! I came across this filk song at a convention. I've lost my
dictionary, though, and wondered if it would be easy to translate it to
Klingon. It's a bit bawdy, I'll warn you, but nothing quite over PG-13.
The Naked Klingon
(sung to The Drunken Sailor)
What do you do with a naked Klingon?
What do you do with a naked Klingon?
What do you do with a naked Klingon?
Early in the Morning...
You make love to the naked Klingon.
You make love to the naked Klingon.
You make love to the naked Klingon.
Early in the Morning...
How do you make love to a Klingon?
How do you make love to a Klingon?
How do you make love to a Klingon?
Early in the Morning...
Hurl heavy objects at the Klingon.
Hurl heavy objects at the Klingon.
Hurl heavy objects at the Klingon.
Early in the Morning...
There's more to this song, but it gets worse from here on out. If anyone
is interested, I can sent them the words (confidentially. They will come
to your INBOX in a discreet brown paper wrapping.) I didn't want to
write the whole thing here because I didn't want to offend anyone. I
think it would sound *interesting* in Klingon. Any takers?
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chuQun, in mourning