tlhIngan-Hol Archive: Tue Dec 22 13:15:37 1998
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Re: ''''''h'''''i'''''
wejpuH...
Ok, I guess I'm going to have to step in to defend the KLC. What happened
was nothing to do with QIp, someone broke into the machine, I know it was
mine, and deleted all the web pages. Unfortunatly for us we didn't have any
recent back-ups. We tried to put it back together, but because of the break
in I had to remove the machine from the university's network.
I don't know if QIp was overwhelmed, but I do know I put a lot of work into
the KLC, from the moment it was formed until yesterday when the machine was
converted to a NT4.0 Workstation.
Satlho'
qurgh HoD
At 12:40 PM 12/22/98 -0800, you wrote:
>>KLC site isn't there? and I was thinking about checking it too, I
>must've sensed something >was up. QIp dishonored himself indeed, and it
>seems it was a short trip. I think it's funny >that you said he fled,
>like he was overwhelmed and intimidated by the true Klingons who
>>answered his call causing him to go running scared having gotten in
>over his head (which >will promptedly be popped everytime I see it). His
>weak heart pumps water, not blood.
>
>If he decides to pursue Klingon language and culture, I'm sure he'll go
>through great pains to conceal his previous identity. That won't spare
>him from our painsticks! a''r''r'''''g''g''''h'h''!
>
>>The ill-fated KLC site won't be sorely missed by the Klingon community
>at large, surely no
>
>No, it won't be missed but I'm a little embarrassed at having promoted
>it so much. That's it. I'm going after his second in command too.
>qurgh is history. Although he seems to recover well after having his
>head popped. Maybe we can get him with a tribble attack. If he has a
>web page, we can sneak in after dark and plant tribbles everywhere! And
>we can still pop his head. Just because he's good at regenerating heads
>I bet it still causes him discomfort and inconvenience.
>
>>one will miss that casino banner atop the start page. I'm working on
>assembling a website >that will truely be a service to Klingonists,
>providing resources and information relating to >language and culture;
>and now I'm seriously considering the inclusion of a section/page/etc.
>>for Qo'noS qa', the best damn ship to rise like a phoenix from the
>KLC's ashes.
>
>Q'a'p'l'a'''! The ship will not bear the disgrace of the QIp. You know
>what I think? From now on when we say QIp's name we follow by spitting
>on the floor. Like this....QIp *ppppbbblllllllleeee* or however you
>would spell the sound of spit.
>
>>I would be honored if you'd be involved with my Klingon site. I believe
>you have much to >contribute to the site and to Klingonism in general.
>I'll let you know when the Grand >Re-Opening of my site draws near.
>
>I would be honored to participate! I don't know what I could do
>though. I could stand outside the site in a mini-skirt and lure people
>in. Once they're in we'll tranquilize them, tag them, release them back
>out into society, and study them in their natural habitat.
>
>Honestly, I'm truely touched that you want me involved. You're a jup
>maj!
>
>>Hey, thanks for the cool bandana, this will look good over my forehead
>ridges, but I'll leave >a little ridge showing, for the ridge-watchers.
>*ties and adjusts bandana*
>>How does it look? 'argh! (or in Daw'tes Hol, ''''a'a'ar'gh'''')
>
>Mmmmmm....good job. It leaves just enough to the imagination. ;)
>
>When I got on-line to get my e-mail today I got 60 messages from the
>KLI! Yikes am I ever falling behind. I need to get back to work with
>my studies. I've been so busy with the move and trying to find a job
>that I've neglected my Klingon. Oh but I did find a nice upgrade for
>Qo'noS qa's shields at Walmart. They were on sale. I hope it's a good
>quality upgrade. You don't want to be in the middle of a battle and
>find out that your half price shields are defective. I think I'll
>install them later tonight. Can I borrow your hammer?
>
>K'ryntes