tlhIngan-Hol Archive: Tue Dec 22 12:27:42 1998
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>KLC site isn't there? and I was thinking about checking it too, I
must've sensed something >was up. QIp dishonored himself indeed, and it
seems it was a short trip. I think it's funny >that you said he fled,
like he was overwhelmed and intimidated by the true Klingons who
>answered his call causing him to go running scared having gotten in
over his head (which >will promptedly be popped everytime I see it). His
weak heart pumps water, not blood.
If he decides to pursue Klingon language and culture, I'm sure he'll go
through great pains to conceal his previous identity. That won't spare
him from our painsticks! a''r''r'''''g''g''''h'h''!
>The ill-fated KLC site won't be sorely missed by the Klingon community
at large, surely no
No, it won't be missed but I'm a little embarrassed at having promoted
it so much. That's it. I'm going after his second in command too.
qurgh is history. Although he seems to recover well after having his
head popped. Maybe we can get him with a tribble attack. If he has a
web page, we can sneak in after dark and plant tribbles everywhere! And
we can still pop his head. Just because he's good at regenerating heads
I bet it still causes him discomfort and inconvenience.
>one will miss that casino banner atop the start page. I'm working on
assembling a website >that will truely be a service to Klingonists,
providing resources and information relating to >language and culture;
and now I'm seriously considering the inclusion of a section/page/etc.
>for Qo'noS qa', the best damn ship to rise like a phoenix from the
KLC's ashes.
Q'a'p'l'a'''! The ship will not bear the disgrace of the QIp. You know
what I think? From now on when we say QIp's name we follow by spitting
on the floor. Like this....QIp *ppppbbblllllllleeee* or however you
would spell the sound of spit.
>I would be honored if you'd be involved with my Klingon site. I believe
you have much to >contribute to the site and to Klingonism in general.
I'll let you know when the Grand >Re-Opening of my site draws near.
I would be honored to participate! I don't know what I could do
though. I could stand outside the site in a mini-skirt and lure people
in. Once they're in we'll tranquilize them, tag them, release them back
out into society, and study them in their natural habitat.
Honestly, I'm truely touched that you want me involved. You're a jup
maj!
>Hey, thanks for the cool bandana, this will look good over my forehead
ridges, but I'll leave >a little ridge showing, for the ridge-watchers.
*ties and adjusts bandana*
>How does it look? 'argh! (or in Daw'tes Hol, ''''a'a'ar'gh'''')
Mmmmmm....good job. It leaves just enough to the imagination. ;)
When I got on-line to get my e-mail today I got 60 messages from the
KLI! Yikes am I ever falling behind. I need to get back to work with
my studies. I've been so busy with the move and trying to find a job
that I've neglected my Klingon. Oh but I did find a nice upgrade for
Qo'noS qa's shields at Walmart. They were on sale. I hope it's a good
quality upgrade. You don't want to be in the middle of a battle and
find out that your half price shields are defective. I think I'll
install them later tonight. Can I borrow your hammer?
K'ryntes