RE: Help with a short beginner's class in Klingon?

["Dr. Jeremy DM Cowan" <jcowan@neiu.edu>]

From: willm@cstone.net [mailto:willm@cstone.net] 
>qaSDI' qIDvam vIQoymeH wanI' wa'DIch, qIDvam jatlh janSey. chaq
chenmoH.

tlhIngan Hol vIjatlh 'e' luSovchoHDI' latlh, chay' vay' jatlhlu' pIj 'e'
mutlhob.  munuQ.  qep'a'Daq ghu'vam wIja'chuqtaHvIS vay' vIchup.  chay'
vay' jatlhlu' 'e' tlhoblu'chugh 'ej tlhIngan Hol lughoj
luneHbe'law'chugh DaH HIHoH 'e' vIja'.  QIt tlhIngan Hol lughoj
neHbe'bogh Humanpu''e' Qaw'lu'.  'e' vIqawlaw'.

As it became known that I spoke Klingon, I would often be asked how to
say something in Klingon.  It was annoying.  At one of the qep'a'mey,
while we were discussing this situation, I suggested something.  If
someone asked me how to say something and they did not seem to want to
learn Klingon, I would tell them, "DaH HIHoH!"  Slowly, the humans that
were not interested in learning Klingon would be destroyed.  That's how
I remember it.

janSIy