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RE: FW: Jokes4U - Star Wars vs. Star Trek



Not to mention the fact that the Rebellions best military tactic, the "get
my engines shot off and then crash into the superstardestroyer's bridge"
maneuver wouldn't work on any Federation ship, since they have shields...
and that the Empire's most fearsome weapon, the Death Star, was destroyed by
the equivalent of putting a banana up the tail-pipe.  Ohhhh.... scary!

 >
 >  TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS WOULD KICK BUTT IN THE
 > STAR TREK UNIVERSE:
 >

Standard reply:
 Top one reason why Star Trek characters would kick butt in the Star Wars
universe:
In four weekly one-hour television series, in nine feature-length motion
pictures, and in countless hundreds of novels, short stories, and comic
books....in all that exposure, NEVER, not ONCE...has a Star Trek landing
party been *captured* by *teddy bears* armed with *spears*.

The defense rests.

juDmoS



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