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FW: Jokes4U - Star Wars vs. Star Trek
- From: "Les Brock" <[email protected]>
- Subject: FW: Jokes4U - Star Wars vs. Star Trek
- Date: Sun, 14 May 2000 20:8:23 -0700
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> Subject: Jokes4U - Star Wars vs. Star Trek
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> Jokes4U - Star Wars vs. Star Trek
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> TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS WOULD KICK BUTT IN THE
> STAR TREK UNIVERSE:
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> 1. In the Star Wars Universe weapons are rarely, if ever, set on
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> 2. The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit
> and a crew of 20 just to go into warp --- The Millennium Falcon does
> the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.
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> 3. After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader,
> Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable --- After pithy
> Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.
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> 4. One word: Lightsabers.
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> 5. Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
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> 6. The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.
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> 7. Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he
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> 8. Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his
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> 9. The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named
> "Slave I".
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> 10. Picard pilots the Enterprise through asteroid belts at
> one-quarter impulse power --- Han Solo floors it.
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