Okay this is going to be silly, but... loD'a'pu'Hey chaH ben *Constantinopol* ponglu'pu' *Istanbul* 'ach Dah *Istanbul* ponglu' 'ej *Constantinopol* pongbe'lu' bang Daghchugh 'ej *Constantinopol*Daq ghaH, Dah *Istanbul*Daq loStaH ghaH. quljIb (David Joslyn)