tlhIngan-Hol Archive: Thu Dec 30 14:27:43 1999
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- From: Marc Paige <email@example.com>
- Subject: *Millennium*
- Date: Thu, 30 Dec 1999 16:27:25 -0600
QIpwI'pu'vaD *millennium* DaQIjmeH lutvam Dalo'laH:
mangghom Daghaj. tlheghmey chenmoH negh. wa'SaD mang ngaS Hoch tlheghmey.
tlhegh wa'DIchDaq negh tItogh. nuQ mang Qav mI'? wa'SaD! DaH, tlhegh
cha'DIch negh tItogh. nuQ mang Qav mI'? cha'SaD! nuQDaq bItogh? tlhegh cha'!
tlhegh wejDIchDaq Datoghbe'.
Here is a story that you can use to explain the millennium to morons:
You have an army. The soldiers form lines. Every line has 1000 soldiers.
Count the soldiers in the first line. What is the last soldier's number?
1000! Now, count the soldiers in the second line. What is the last soldier's
number? 2000! Where are you counting? The second line! You are not counting
the third line.
vIt, batlh, yIn