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KLBC: Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women
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- Subject: KLBC: Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women
- Date: Wed, 29 Oct 1997 12:55:19 -0500 (EST)
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...)
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing
geek in "Deliverance.")
jIHvaD loDnI' SoH - ([...eh...vISovbe'])
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic geezer.)
loQ pIm *ages*wIj - (*jurassic* vavnI' SoH)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've
ever laid eyes upon.)
qaparHa'chu'be'. (bImoH law' Hoch moH puS)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole
night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)
DaH yInwIj Qatlhqu'. (jabbI''IDmey mungeH latlh loDpu' vIghombogh 'e'
DaleghlaH vIneHbe')
6. I've got a boyfriend (who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben
and Jerry's).
loDnal vIghaj (targh ghaH 'ej what?)
5. I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you
were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)
*vumbogh Daq* loDpu' vIghombe' (Hovtay'wIj DaDabchugh vIghomQo' je) (veeery
loose translation)
4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)
pIch Daghajbe', pIch vIghaj jIH. (pIch vIghajbe', pIch Daghaj SoH)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling
as my job is better than dating you.)
*career*wIj vIbuStaH (vumtaH qaq law' qaghom qaq puS)
2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)
jI*celibate* (nIrurbogh loDpu' vI'Ip*off* (?))
...and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually
means)
1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in
excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's
that male perspective thing)
juppu' maHjaj (jInga'chuqchugh qaja' vIneHmo' naDev yIratlhnIS)
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