tlhIngan-Hol Archive: Tue Sep 03 05:42:05 1996

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tlhIngan Hol chu' ghojwI'. jIH ghaj pung.



Hello all, this is my first post to this list. A fairly recent
newspaper comic, "PC and Pixel" had a good one lately.  Having
started my quest of tlhIngan Hol a couple weeks ago, I decided 
to restore the comic to Klingon. 

Setting is a cat looking at a mouse. The mouse starts...

M: nuq qay'lIj?
C: "Cat" jIH.  "Mouse" SoH.  majaghqu'.
M: QI'yah.  jIpo' chamwI'.
M: bIQIp De'pIn.  De'Pin puj SoH.  chowuvmeH QapHom.
C: HIja'.  majaghpu'.

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M: What's your problem?
C: I'm a cat and you're a mouse.  We're mortal enemies.
M: I beg your pardon? I am a technically adept and binary fluent
   computer expert.
M: You are merely a computer user, dependent on guys like me to
   perform even the simplest of functions.
C: Like I said, we're mortal enemies.

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At first I wanted to do "cat" as "Qat" and mouse as "mo'S", but I
hear that English may be a better choice here.  I had a hard time
with "computer user".  A computer is that which uses data, and a 
user is that which uses a computer.  I really wanted to use 
"De'wI'wI'", which is jibberish.  Comments?

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Mitchell Ross               E-Mail: [email protected]
Haskins, OH      ICBM: N 41deg 27' 59"  W 83deg 42' 22"
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