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[email protected] (Silvano & Izabella Brugioni ): Fwd: Laugh and the World Laughs With You
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Subject: FWD: Laugh and the World Laughs With You
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Hello all. Here's a little humor to keep you from getting totally
lost in the bureaucratic haze. That's something we can all use a
little luck in dealing with. I've moved all the forwarded headers
to the end for your convenience.
Subject: LAUGH AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU
IMPORTANT: Do not keep this message, pass it on to five people.
* Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't
drink and drive?
* Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
* Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
* Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of
parachutes?
* Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is
prohibited there?
* Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
* Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical
situations?
* How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the
mornings?
* If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there
locks on the doors?
* If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
* If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON
stick to the pan?
* If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it
from a height, what would happen?
* If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens
when you turn on the headlights?
* You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the
protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
* Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the
drive-up ATM?
* Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
* Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's
called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship,
it's called cargo?
* You know that little indestructible black box that is used on
planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same
substance?
* Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address,
you turn down the volume on the radio?
* Did you know who in 1923 was:
1. President of the largest steel company?
2. President of the largest gas company?
3. President of the New York Stock Exchange?
4. Greatest wheat speculator?
5. President of the Bank of International Settlement?
6. Great Bear of Wall Street?
These men should have been considered some of the world's
most successful men. At least they found the secret of
making money.
Now more than 55 years later, do you know what has become of
these men?
1. The President of the largest steel company, Charles Schwab,
died a pauper.
2. The President of the largest gas company, Edward Hopson, is
insane.
3. The President of the N.Y.S.E., Richard Whitney, was released
from prison to die at home.
4. The greatest wheat speculator, Arthur Cooger, died abroad,
penniless.
5. The President of the Bank of International Settlement shot
himself.
6. The Great Bear of Wall Street, Cosabee Rivermore, died of
suicide.
* The same year, 1923, the winner of the most important golf
championship, Gene Sarazan, won the U.S. Open and PGA
Tournaments.
Today he is still playing golf and is solvent.
CONCLUSION: STOP WORRYING ABOUT BUSINESS AND START PLAYING GOLF
* This letter originated in The Netherlands, has been passed
around the world at least 20 times, bringing good luck to
everyone who Passed it on.
* Do not keep this letter. Do not send money. Just have your
wonderful, efficient cpu make five additional copies and send it
to five of your friends to whom you wish good luck. You will
see
that something good happens to you four days from now if the
chain
is not broken.
* This is not a joke. You will receive good luck in four days.
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Thought this might brighten your day once you get through all the
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A little happy reading to start your morning off!
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There's nothing like an e-mail chain letter to start out the day.
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