tlhIngan-Hol Archive: Fri Dec 08 06:40:58 1995
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Speak Klingon Badly!
Dochvam 'oH tlhaQwI'qoq 'e':
I've built a simple-minded "Worf-speak" web application to let you
construct Paramount-ese Klingon Phrases. Really, all it is, is a
set of three drop down choice boxes in a do-nothing form. It lets
you pick a Subject, Verb, and Object. It can be found on
my Prodigy Web page at
http://pages.prodigy.com/MN/xseg61a/bad.html
[NOTE: it DOES NOT work with Lynx. Sorry.]
>From the page:
Speak Klingon Badly!
Construct your own atrocious Klingon! Just Like They Do On TV!! note:
Televised Klingon is known far and wide in the galaxy for constructing
terrible Klingon phrases. I mean REALLLLY. Stinko. Klingon gutter talk,
absolutely wrong and absolutely incorrect grammar.
On the other hand, if you just want to put together a phrase this way, use
the drop down boxes to turn your English phrase into, shall we say
"targh-Klingon"
Use this tool to choose your subject, verb and object. You will see the
English word on the left, and the Klingon on the right, bracketed with
asterisks.
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AND - please remember: tlhaQwI' 'oH, puqloD.
joel peter anderson * [email protected]
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