tlhIngan-Hol Archive: Sat Jan 12 23:29:22 2013
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Re: [Tlhingan-hol] Helping a friend (pick up people in Federation bars)
On Sat, Jan 12, 2013 at 12:06 AM, Lawrence M. Schoen
<[email protected]> wrote:
> [...]
> While I am not famous, I'm hoping that a contribution of
> whimsy on my part might help us to attract support from
> the Klingon fan population. And so for my "act of whimsy"
> I have suggested I would provide "Five Klingon Pick-Up
> Lines Overheard in a Federation Bar."
>
>[...]
> Please use this thread to suggest clever, smarmy, and
> even mildly offensive pick-up lines which a) can be
> translated into Klingon, and b) have a clear, Klingon
> slant to them.
Gggggrrrrrrr.... (sound of a chemvaH) [If you're revealing them in
order, it might be a funny prank to have this as the first one.]
gheghba' SoSlI' Quch - Your mother obviously has/had a rough forehead.
HatlIj tuj law' QIStaq qul bIQtIqHom tuj puS - You're hotter than the
fire streams of Kri'stak.
tojbogh pa'Daq bIQomlaH, pagh tojbe'bogh pa'wIjDaq bIQomqu'laH. yIwIv!
- You can experience a tremor in the holodeck, or experience an
earthquake in my what-you-see-is-what-you-get quarters. Your choice.
(This is a pun on {tojbogh pa'} "holodeck", literally, "room which
deceives". The speaker is boasting that his/her quarters are so
amazing that it doesn't need to resort to trickery to impress.)
SoHmo' yIH'e' vISopqang - I'd even eat a tribble for you. (I have no
idea what this means. I'm just reporting what I overheard.)
tIqwIj qa'angnIS - I must show you my heart (open fist to reveal a
heart-shaped {yuch})
Warning: I have never tested these in a Federation bar. Reactions may vary.
--
De'vID
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