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RE: Odd Requests

Steven Boozer (

Alex Greene:
>> On occasion I get asked to translate some weird things into Klingon.
>> The latest was this weekend, when a friend in a state of
>> inebriation asked me for help in translating "Where's the porn?"

>Bah. Humans and their subtlety. {{{;-)
>tuQHa'wI' HI'ang!

Klingons have slang, too.  For example, you might say that you're going to look at some "naked stars" ({Hovmey Huv}?)!  <g>

For those too young to remember:

"If there are gods, they do not help, and justice belongs to the strong: but know that all things done before the naked stars are remembered." 
-- John Ford, _The Final Reflection_ (1984), p.23 et passim.

Canon Master of the Klingons

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