tlhIngan-Hol Archive: Fri Sep 24 14:32:57 2004
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Re: Klingons For Kerry
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- Subject: Re: Klingons For Kerry
- Date: Fri, 24 Sep 2004 17:32:45 -0400 (EDT)
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> "EXCLUSIVE: Straw-poll shocker! Fierce warrior race strongly backs
Democrat."
>
> http://www.wweek.com/story.php?story=5539
>>>
The incumbent has staked his campaign on the war on terror. But those who
speak the language of the Trek warrior race--known to disdain dishonor, or
quvHa'ghach--seem alienated by Iraq and other issues.
According to the poll of eight local Klingons, a whopping 75 percent support
the Democratic nominee.
Two Klingons polled--or 25 percent--said they planned to write in Satan.
Bush scored an abysmal zero percent in the poll.
...
It's too early for Kerry to chill the ceremonial bloodwine,
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Qu'vatlh. HeghnIS tlhInganpu'vam. SuvwI' chaHbe'.
Hoch nuH nge'bej Democrats jay'!
'ej, 'Iw HIq'e'... 'Iw HIq bIrmoHbe'lu'ba'. tlhInganna' chaHbe'ba'.
luHoHnISlu'.
DloraH