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RE: Stuck On The Island...
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This joke4U stuff has nothing to do with the Klingon language, why is
it taking up band width here???
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Subject: FW: Stuck On The Island...
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> Subject: Stuck On The Island...
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> Jokes4U - May. 26
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> Stuck On The Island...
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> Stuck On The Island
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> An ambitious yuppie finally decided to take a vacation. He booked
> himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his
> life... until the boat sank! The man found himself swept up on the
> shore of an island with no other people, no supplies... Nothing.
> Only bananas and coconuts.
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> After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the
> most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to him.
> In disbelief he asks her: "Where did you come from? How did you
> get here?"
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> "I rowed from the other side of the island," she says. "I landed
> here when my cruise ship sank."
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> "Amazing," he says. "You were really lucky to have a rowboat wash
> up with you."
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> "Oh, this?" replies the woman. "I made the rowboat out of raw
> material that I found on the island; the oars were whittled from
> gum tree branches; I wove the bottom from palm branches; and the
> sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree."
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> "But-but, that's impossible," stutters the man. "You had no tools
> or hardware. How did you manage?"
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> "Oh, that was no problem," replies the woman. "On the south side of
> the island, there is a very unusual strata of alluvial rock
> exposed. I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature in my
> kiln, it melted into forgeable ductile iron. I used that for tools
> and used the tools to make the hardware.
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> The guy is stunned.
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> "Let's row over to my place, " she says.
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> After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf.
> As the man looks onto shore, he nearly falls out of the boat.
> Before him is a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted
> in blue and white. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an
> expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead,
> dumb-struck.
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> As they walk into the house, her beautiful breasts bouncing with
> each step, she says casually, "It's not much, but I call it home.
> Sit down please; would you like to have a drink?"
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> "No thank you," he says, still dazed. "Can't take any more coconut
> juice."
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> "It's not coconut juice," the woman replies. "I have a still. How
> about a Pina Colada?"
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> Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they
> sit down on her couch to talk.
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> After they have exchanged their stories, the woman announces, "I'm
> going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to
> take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the cabinet
> in the bathroom."
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> No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the bathroom.
> There, in the cabinet, is a razor made from a bone handle. Two
> shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened onto its end,
> inside of a swivel mechanism. "This woman is amazing," he muses.
>
> "What next?"
>
> When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines and a
> shell necklace-strategically positioned-and smelling faintly of
> gardenias.
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> She beckons for him to sit down next to her.
>
> "Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him,
> "we've been out here for a very long time. You've been lonely. I've
> been
> lonely. There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right
> about now, something you've been longing for all these months? You
> know... " She stares into his eyes.
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