tlhIngan-Hol Archive: Sun Dec 12 09:41:57 1999
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nenwI' qID
- From: SuSvaj <[email protected]>
- Subject: nenwI' qID
- Date: Sun, 12 Dec 1999 13:01:35 -0500
**SaghuHmoH**
nenwI' qID 'oH qIDvam'e'. qID Seghvam DatIvbe'chugh vaj bIlaD 'e' yImev.
For the purposes of this joke, *veH* means *fence*. Now to the joke!!
*Aniversery*chaj lopmeH, HatlhDaq tu'lu'bogh mebpa'meyDaq ghoS loD
be'nalDaj je. cha'maH ben, qaStaHvIS *Honeymoon*chaj, mebpa'meyvam mebpu'
chaH. ropbej qachvam 'ej *romantic*qu' 'e' qaw chang'eng, 'ej DaH pa'
pawDI', taH ghu'vam 'e' tu'. pa'DajDaq tepDaj tlhappu'DI', HurDaq yIt neH
'e' wIv chang'eng. yotlhDaq yIttaHvIS chaH, veH ngo'qu' legh loD.
be'nalDajvaD jatlh loD:
"na'ran'oy'..veHvetlh Daqaw'a'?"
veH leghDI' be', monqu', 'ej jang ghaH:
"HIja'! 'e' vIqawbej. cha'maH ben, qaStaHvIS pov naQ
pa' manga'chuq. not povvetlh vIlIjlaHbej."
be'nalDaj mu'mey QoyDI' loD, be'nalDajvaD ghel:
"jajvetlh wIqawnISbe' neH, jajvetlh wIyInlaH!
DaH pa' manga'chuq DaneH'a'?"
qechvam parHa'bej 'ej Seyqu'choH be'. jang ghaH
"HIja'! Ha', DaH mata'!"
toH, veHDaq qet chaH. 'ej pa' pawDI', veH HotmeH be'nalDaj Dub, be'nal lan
loD. 'e' ta'DI' ghaH, nga'chuqchoH chaH. qaSDI' lupmey puS, qaSchoH
wanI' jum. loQ QomchoH be'nal, 'ej tugh noghqu'taH ghaH. 'e' tu'DI' loD,
Quchqu'choH.
"baQa'! be' nongqu' vIghajbej."
'e' Qub loD.
qaSDI' tepmey puS vulchoH be'. 'ej mebpa'meyDaq cheghmeH, be'nalDaj
woHnIS, 'ej qengnIS loD. pa'chaj cheghDI' chaH, QongDaqDaq be' lan loD.
vemDI' be, ghaHvaD jatlh loD:
"Qu'vatlh! manga'chuqtaHvIS bIngongqu'law'. qatlh cha'maH ben
'e' Data'be?"
jang be':
"cha'maH ben 'ul veH 'oHbe' veHvetlh'e'!"