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Re: KLBC: Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men



At 01:35 AM 10/31/97 -0800, William H. Martin wrote:
>bItlhaQ 'e' DaHar 'ach Hoch loDpu' DatIch. QInmeylIj vItIvbe'.
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>On Wed, 29 Oct 1997 10:17:13 -0800 (PST) [email protected] wrote:
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>> Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean...)
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>> 10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.) 
>> jIHvaD be'nI' bIrur (bImoH)
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>> 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.) 
>> loQ pIm *ages*wIj (bImoH)
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>> 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.) 
>> qaparHa'chu'be' (bImoH)
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>> 7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.) 
>> DaH yInwIj Qatlhqu' (bImoH)
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>> 6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.) 
>> be'nal vIghaj (bImoH)
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>> 5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.) 
>> *vumbogh Daq* loDpu' vIghombe' (bImoH)
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>> 4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.) 
>> pIch Daghajbe', pIch vIghaj jIH (bImoH)
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>> 3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.) 
>> *career*wIj vIbuStaH (bImoH)
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>> 2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.) 
>> jI*celibate*  (bImoH)
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>> ..and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually
means) 
>> 1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.) 
>> juppu' maHjaj (bImoHqu')
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>> muHwI'
>> Stardate 97828.8
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