tlhIngan-Hol Archive: Fri Oct 31 01:23:54 1997
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KLBC: Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
- From: "William H. Martin" <[email protected]>
- Subject: KLBC: Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
- Date: Fri, 31 Oct 1997 04:24:13 -0500 (Eastern Standard Time)
- Priority: NORMAL
bItlhaQ 'e' DaHar 'ach Hoch loDpu' DatIch. QInmeylIj vItIvbe'.
On Wed, 29 Oct 1997 10:17:13 -0800 (PST) [email protected] wrote:
> Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean...)
>
> 10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)
> jIHvaD be'nI' bIrur (bImoH)
>
> 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)
> loQ pIm *ages*wIj (bImoH)
>
> 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)
> qaparHa'chu'be' (bImoH)
>
> 7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)
> DaH yInwIj Qatlhqu' (bImoH)
>
> 6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)
> be'nal vIghaj (bImoH)
>
> 5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)
> *vumbogh Daq* loDpu' vIghombe' (bImoH)
>
> 4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)
> pIch Daghajbe', pIch vIghaj jIH (bImoH)
>
> 3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)
> *career*wIj vIbuStaH (bImoH)
>
> 2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)
> jI*celibate* (bImoH)
>
> ..and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means)
> 1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)
> juppu' maHjaj (bImoHqu')
>
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> muHwI'
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