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LITTLE BOY'S QUESTIONS
{Dochmey ghel loDHompu'}

One day a little boy asked his mother how old she is and she told him that
little boys didn't ask ladies how old they were.
{ben 'ar bIbogh SoSDajvaD ghel loDHom 'ej jang SoS Dochmeyvam yIghelQo'}

Some time later the little boy asked his mother how much she weighed and she
told him that little boys didn't ask ladies how much they weighed. 
{qaSDI' poHHom bItIS'a' pagh bI'ugh'a' ghel loDHom. Dochmeyvam yIghelQo'
jangqa' SoS}

The little boy then asked his mother why she and his daddy had gotten a
divorce.  
{qatlh nayHa'ta' yu'}

The Mother told him that little boys didn't ask ladies personnel questions
like that. 
{Dochmeyvam yIghelQo' jatlhqa' SoS}

Later that day the little boy was playing with a friend and told the friend
that his mother wouldn't tell him how old she was or how much she weighed or
anything.
{QultaHvIS loDHom jupwI' je. SoSwI' vIyu' vaj mujangqangbe' ja' loDHom}

His friend told him that all he had to do was look on his mother's driver's
licence and he could find out any thing he wanted to know.
{*chIjmeH chaw'laHghach*DajDaq yIleghchugh vaj Hoch De' DaSov DaneHbogh
DaSovlaH jatlh jupDaj}

So the little boy went home and looked on his mother's driver's licence and
then went and told his mother he knew how old she was and told her she was 30
years old. 
{DaH juHDaq yIt loDHom 'ej SoSDaj *chIjmeH chaw'laHghach*Daq laDchu'. DaH
SoSDaj ghoS 'ej jatlh wejmaH ben bIbogh 'e' vISov}

Then he told her that he knew how much she weighed and told her she weighed
125 pounds. 
{wa'vatlh cha'maH vagh *pounds* bI*weigh* 'e' vISovchu' je}

Then he told her he knew why she had gotten a divorce and told her it was
because she had gotten an F in sex.
{qatlh bInayHa'? DaH vISovchu'. *sex*vaD *F* Daghaj}

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