tlhIngan-Hol Archive: Tue Feb 11 18:11:44 1997
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KLBC: tach Such
- From: "Perry J. Brulotte" <[email protected]>
- Subject: KLBC: tach Such
- Date: Tue, 11 Feb 1997 19:49:46 -0500
A Terran enters a Klingon bar.
He sits.
The bartender approaches, and asks, "What do you want?"
The Terran replies, "Romulan Ale."
The bartender asks, "In a dirty glass?"
The Terran answers, "No. In a broken glass."
The bartender says, "10 credits. Pay now!"
The terran replies, "Okay." He gives the bartender 12 credits. "Keep the
change."
The bartender is offended. He gives the extra 2 credits back to the
terran. "I will forget this, terran."
The terran is confused. "Why?"
The bartender draws his dagger. "Because you have offended me!"
The terran raises his hands. "I'm sorry."
The bartender drives the knife through the terran's heart. "*@#&^
tourist!"
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tlhIngan tach 'el tera'ngan.
ba'.
ghoS chom. tlhob, >nuqneH?<
jang tera'ngan, >romuluSngan HIq.<
tlhob chom, >HIvje'Daq lam DaneH'a'?<
jang tera'ngan, >ghobe. HIvje'Daq ghor.<
jatlh chom, >wa'maH DeQmey. DaH yIDIl!<
jang tera'ngan, >lu'.< wa'maH cha' DeQmey nob. >latlhmey yIpol.<
maw chom. latlh cha' DeQmey nob. >wanI'vam vIlIj, tera'ngan.<
tera'ngan mIS. >qatlh?<
tajDaj lel chom. >chomalmoH!<
ghopDu'Daj pep tera'ngan. >jIQoS.<
tIqDaj tera'ngan DuQ chom. >petaQ SuchwI'!<
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: Perry J. Brulotte
: [email protected]
: naDevvo' pa' bIjaHlaHbe'.