tlhIngan-Hol Archive: Tue Jul 06 07:39:13 1993
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Jottlez-vous francais?
- From: Randy Kloko <[email protected]>
- Subject: Jottlez-vous francais?
- Date: Tue, 06 Jul 93 09:36:02 EST
Q. Why do Terrans find the phrase "Jottlez-vous francais"
so funny?
A. Because nobody speaks French anymore, except for the odd
phrase in cant and argot. Indeed, a favorite figure of fun
from Terran history is the so-called "Last Frenchman":
Jean-Luc Picard. He was head of Star Fleet when the
Federation lost the Third Klingon War.
Q. How did Terrans manage to contort "pabpo'" into
"pooh-bah"?
A. During a late 24th century production of the "Mikado"
(at a time when mandatory Klingon instruction was still a
hotly debated issue) the singer playing Pooh-bah improvised
these lines:
"I think that you should recollect
You cannot show too much respect
Towards the mighty pabpo'pu',
But nobody does, so why should yu'?"
The term survived the singer.