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Re: Mandatory Self-introduction

• From: [email protected] (The Songbringer -- Marnen to the common folk)
• Subject: Re: Mandatory Self-introduction
• Date: Wed, 30 Jun 93 18:55:48 EDT
• Cc: [email protected] (John Walters/SocialSci0025 (jow@purvid))
• In-Reply-To: <[email protected]>; from "Randy Kloko" at Jun 25, 93 5:29 pm

Randy Kloko says:
[...]
:           Q.  How do they serve live qagh aboard Klingon warships?
[...]
:           A.  It's blindingly simple, of course.  Klingon ships have
:           NO facilities for preserving food, and live qaghDu' are the
:           natural result of taking off with qagh eggs already
:           infesting whatever jerked flesh that happened to be aboard.
:           If you have to live with it, learn to love it.
I thought jerky was made to prevent infestation. Besides, as it says on the
tape, "Klingons never burn good meat." How about cloning instead?
(Not to nitpick (interesting word in the context of qagh eggs), but I think you
meant qaghmey, not qaghDu'.)

:           Kloko.
Qapla',
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