tlhIngan-Hol Archive: Tue Sep 22 12:08:55 1998
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KLBC - tera'Daq lengwIj wa'DIch
KLBC - tera'Daq lengwIj wa'DIch
ja' pagh:
> > jIghung; qagh vIrur. vaj tera' Soj qub jabbogh
> Did you really look for a restaurant that served <Soj qub>. I would
> associate <Soj qub> with really expensive restaurants. I suspect there
> are only one or two Italian restaurants in San Francisco that would even
> want to claim to serve <Soj qub>. Probably just <Soj> would be better.
I said I wanted "haute cuisine" not that I neccessarily found it.
> > 'oHHa' yIHmey juHqo''e'.
> <'oHHa'>. Wow. This is just really strange. I think I like it.
I was trying to think of the best way to say "it is absolutely not, and
cannot be"
> > <tay> Qe' jItu'. qabqu'be' <tay> Soj.
> Should be <vItu'>. Note that "not too bad" is not as complimentary in
> Klingon as it is in English.
I was trying for the idea of "not absolutely horrid"
<tera'Daq lengwIj wa'DIch> 'ay' wa'
lut qon tuv'el, pach puqloD
jogh wa'Daq tera' tu'lu'. Human juHqo' 'oH. qIbvamDaq tera' Huj law' Hoch
qo' Huj puS. tera' mach law' Qo'noS mach puS. vaj jIHvaD pujlaw' tera'
tlham. <San veranSISqo'> vengDaq jIpawDI' Qapbe'qa' mughwI'wIj. Do'
jIQuptaHvIS DIvI' Hol vIHaD. jIghung; qagh vIrur. vaj tera' Soj qub jabbogh
Qe' vInej. <'Italyan> Qe' vItu' 'ej vI'el. jabwI'vaD jIjatlh <jIHvaD Soj
tlhorgh yIqem>. tlhorghHa'qu' Sojqoq qembogh. vutwI' quv vIqIH 'e' vIpoQ 'ej
jIjatlh <Sojvam vISoplaHbe'. DaH jIHvaD Soj jej yIqem!> muyajHa'mo' jIHvaD
pIpyuS pach qem. mebpa'meyDaq jIpawDI' qagh vISuq 'e' vInID 'ach qagh Qop
neH vIHev jay'! tera' vISuchqa'chugh tlhIngan leng Soj law' vIqembej.
<tera'Daq lengwIj wa'DIch> 'ay' cha'
tunqu' QongDaqwIj vaj ravDaq jIQong. jIvemDI' <San DI'eygho'> vengDaq Hu
vIleghmeH jIjaH. HochHom tera' Ha'DIbaHmey vIlegh. Sargh tIn rurbogh
Ha'DIbaH vIlegh 'ach tIqqu' mongDaj. jIjatlh <Sargh rurlaw' Ha'DIbaHvetlh.>
muQoy tera'ngan be'Hom Qup 'ej mujang <ghobe'. <jI'rav> 'oH Ha'DIbaHvetlh'e'
'ach bIQ'a'Daq yIn Sarghmey.> bIQDep yoSDaq jI'elpa' ghaH vIyajbe'qu' jIH.
<SarIq> vIlegh. norgh rur tera' Ha'DIbaHvam. vaj mIS tera'ngan be'Hom.
Qo'noS Ha'DIbaH yoS ngaS Hu. pa' vIratlhtaHvIS tlham HoS vItIvchu'. Qo'noS
ghor rurbej yoSvam 'ach wa' Qagh Sagh tu'lu'. SorDaq So'taHbogh yIH 'up
tu'lu'! vIHoH 'e' vInID 'ach mubot Surchemmo'. Hu ra'wI' vIchuH. Qo'noSDaq
yIHmey yInbe'qu'. yIHmey muSchu'qu' Hoch tlhInganpu'. tlhIngan juHqo' 'oHHa'
yIHmey juHqo''e'. QeHqu'choHmo' ghaH jImer. nongqu'laH Humanpu' 'e'
vISovbe'; vulqanganpu' rurbe''a'?
<tay> Qe' vItu'. qabqu'be' <tay> Soj.
<tera'Daq lengwIj wa'DIch> 'ay' wej
DaHjaj <parIS> veng vISuch. qaStaHvIS ram jIpaw. Human ghe'naQ vIQoy vIneH.
tlhIngan ghe'naQ nIt 'oHbe'ba' Human ghe'naQ nItHa''e'! QoQchaj vIpar.
<'ayvel> <luv> je vISuch. runHa'qu' <'ayvel> qach. Hewmey law' bey'mey law'
je ngaSbogh qach 'oH <luv>'e'. betleH bey' vIlegh 'ej <'Iw 'Ip ghommey>
rurbogh Hew vIlegh. Hewmey vIparHa'chu' 'ach Hujqu' bey'mey. tera' lalDan
chIrgh tIQ vISuchDI' <gharghoyIl> Hew vIlegh. veqlargh rur <gharghoyIl>. Daj
je Qorwaghmey nguv.
"My first voyage to Earth" part I
story composed by Tuv'el, son of Claw
Earth is found in the alpha quadrant. It is the homeworld of Humans. Earth
is the strangest world in this galaxy. Earth is smaller than Kronos, so
Earth's gravity seemed weak to me. When I arrived in the city of "San
Francisco" my translator stopped working again. Luckily, I studied
<English> while I was young. I was as hungry as gagh, so I looked for a
restaurant that served Earth cuisine. I noticed an "Italian" restaurant and
I went in. I said to the waiter, "Bring some pungent food for me." The
so-called food he brought was very bland. I demanded to meet the head cook
and I said, "I cannot eat this food. Bring me sharp food, now!" Because he
misunderstood me, he brought me pipius claws. When I arrived at the hotel,
I tried to order gagh, but I received only dead friggin' gagh! If I visit
Earth again, I will certainly bring a lot of Klingon food to go.
"My first voyage to Earth" part II
My bed was too soft so I slept on the floor. As soon as I woke up, I went
to the city of "San Diego" to see the zoo. I saw most of the animals of
Earth. I saw an animal that looked like a large sark but it's neck was very
long. I said, "That animal seems to resemble a sark." A little Terran girl
heard me, and replied, "No, that's a giraffe. Sarks live in the ocean." I
didn't understand her before I entered the fish area. I saw a "shark."
This Earth animal looked like a norg. So, the Terran girl was confused.
The zoo contained a section for the animals of Kronos. While I was there, I
absolutely enjoyed the stronger gravity. This section undoubtedly resembled
the surface of Kronos, but there was one serious error. There was a
disgusting tribble hiding in a tree! I tried to kill it but was prevented
by a force field. I explained clearly to the zoo's commander. Tribbles do
not live on Kronos. All Klingon's utterly detest tribbles. The Klingon
homeworld is not the homeworld of tribbles. I was surprised because he
became very angry. I didn't know Humans could be so passionate. Do they
not resemble Vulcans?
I found a "Thai" restaurant. "Thai" food is not too bad.
"My first voyage to Earth" part III
Today I visited the city of Paris. I arrived while it was still night. I
wanted to listen to a Human opera. Impure Human opera is obviously not
Klingon Grand Opera! I dislike their music.
I visited the "Eiffel" and the "Louvre." The "Eiffel" building is very
tall. The "Louvre" is a building that contains many statues and displays.
I saw a Bat'telh display and a statue that looked like "blood oath circles."
I really liked the statues, but the displays were very strange. When I
visited the ancient temple of an Earth religeon, I saw a "gargoyle" statue.
A "gargoyle" resembles the Fek'lhr. The stained-glass windows were also
interesting.
- tuv'el