tlhIngan-Hol Archive: Thu Jul 27 22:54:42 1995
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}} KLBC: Life is like...
- From: "Kevin A. Geiselman, Knight Errant" <[email protected]>
- Subject: }} KLBC: Life is like...
- Date: Thu, 27 Jul 1995 22:54:42 -0400 (EDT)
I saw Forrest Gump last week (Hey, it was free in the park) and I was
having a conversation with a cousin. "Politics is like a box of
chocolates," I said, "you never know when you're going to get a nut."
I was not in a good mood and came up with "Life is like a box of
chocolates, you never know when you're going to get that disgusting
cherry creame shit." and "Life is like Heizenberg's cat in a box, it
doesn't matter when the box is closed, you know when you open it all
you're going to have is a dead cat."
I tried my hand at saying it in tlhIngan Hol:
yIn 'oH ngaSwI'Daq yuchmey'e' "As for life, it is chocolates in a box."
So, how did I do? Note, I did this translation at 2 in the morning and
in a rotton mood.
Kordite