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[Tlhingan-hol] tlhIngan Hol In The News ... - Cracked.com

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<html><body><div style="color:#000; background-color:#fff; font-family:garamond, new york, times, serif;font-size:12pt"><div><span>The article below refers to the KLI; specifically, to the Kor Memorial Scholarship. I suppose they had to put in some sort of article on Klingon, what with STID arriving in US cinemas and all.</span></div><div style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 16px; font-family: garamond,new york,times,serif; background-color: transparent; font-style: normal;"><br><span></span></div>"Really, are there no limits to the benefits of learning Klingon? Just think of watching your <em>Star Trek</em>
 DVD's and understanding the Klingon's (sic) dialogue without having to glance
 down at the subtitles. Imagine impressing dates by ordering in the 
native language when you go out to eat at Klingon restaurants<div><br> </div>
<div>And now, on top of all of the countless life advantages a knowledge of Klingon will gain you, there is <a target="c" href="/scholarship";>The Kor Memorial Scholarship</a> from the Klingon Language Institute."</div><div style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 16px; font-family: garamond,new york,times,serif; background-color: transparent; font-style: normal;"><br><span></span></div><div style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 16px; font-family: garamond,new york,times,serif; background-color: transparent; font-style: normal;"><span>http://www.cracked.com/article_16613_7-college-scholarships-that-require-absolutely-no-talent_p2.html</span></div><div style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 16px; font-family: garamond,new york,times,serif; background-color: transparent; font-style: normal;"><br><span></span></div><div style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 16px; font-family: garamond,new york,times,serif; background-color: transparent;
 font-style: normal;"><span>Just so you know, people might actually want to contact you to see if there is any money to be had from you - and all they have to do, they think, to qualify is to copypasta a few lines of Klingon from the web to show their bona fides.</span></div><div style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 16px; font-family: garamond,new york,times,serif; background-color: transparent; font-style: normal;"><br><span></span></div><div style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 16px; font-family: garamond,new york,times,serif; background-color: transparent; font-style: normal;"><span>Watch for an influx of new students, caps in hand. :D</span></div><div style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 16px; font-family: garamond,new york,times,serif; background-color: transparent; font-style: normal;"><span><br></span></div></div></body></html>
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