lengwIj

["sydneygb" <sydneygb@fast.net>]

qen SuStel vISuch.  *Long Island-Daq yIn SuStel. 
*Pennsylvania-Daq jIyIn jIH.  tlhoS wej rep vIleng 'e'
vIpIH.  'ach jIQaghqu'.  *Friday pov lengwIj vItagh.  Dat
Dujmey tu'lu'.  tlheghmey tIq chenmoH Dujmey.  'ej latlh
ngeQDI' wa', bejmeH QItchoH Hoch.  <Qo'!> DujwIjDaq vIjach. 
<QIH leghQo'!  vIH!>  Humanpu' QIp.  QIt' mavIHmo', nI'choH
lengwIj.  law'qu' Dujmey tu'lu', vaj QIt vIHchoH wa' Duj,
qaS mIm'a'.

vaj jIloS.  'ej jIloS.  nI' poH jIloStaH.  tagha' mavIHqa'. 
qaStaHDI' loS rep juH SuStelDaq jIpaw.  jIDoy'.  jImogh. 
'ach qaStaH jaj puS, jIlengnISbe'.

*Saturday bIQ'a' wISuch.  bIr bIQ, 'ach tuj muD.  lamDaq
maghItlh.  ngugh *pizza wISop.  Soj wIDIlnISbe'.  wen law'
SuStelvaD nav nob jupDaj.  Qe' Soj nunob ra' navvam.  'ach
ngaSwI'mey cha' nunob!  tlhoy Soj wIghaj!  Hoch
wISoplaHbe'ba', vaj juHwIjDaq vIqem.

veb, jIH muSuch SuStel!  Hoch  juppu'wI' luqIH neHchu'.
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The moral of the story is: Don't drive to Long Island NY on
Friday afternoon.  No, really.
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jIqel
a.k.a. Lt. Cdr. Sarah Barrows
"Dochoy!"