tlhIngan-Hol Archive: Sat May 20 22:59:50 2000
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Re: FW: Jokes4U - Star Wars vs. Star Trek
- From: [email protected]
- Subject: Re: FW: Jokes4U - Star Wars vs. Star Trek
- Date: Sun, 21 May 2000 01:59:32 EDT
In a message dated 5/20/00 8:30:08 PM Pacific Daylight Time,
[email protected] writes:
> > > >
> > > > TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS WOULD KICK BUTT IN THE
> > > > STAR TREK UNIVERSE:
> > > >
> > >
> NEVER, not ONCE...has a Star Trek landing
> > > party been *captured* by *teddy bears* armed with *spears*.
> > >
> > > The defense rests.
> > >
> > > juDmoS
> >
> >
> > No. But the Enterprise *has* been captured by 5 Ferengi.
> > FIVE FERENGI ?!?!?! <sheesh>
> >
> >
> > 'etlhqengwI'
> > (vuDmeywIjvaD jIngoy' jiH'e')
>
>
> Yeah, but that was that wussy Federation ship Enterprise. You don't see no
> Ferengi even _approaching_ a Bird of Prey, let alone capturing one.
>
> targhtlhuH
>
Okay, another reason why Star Trek could kick butt. The Borg! They would
assimilate all those little Jawa midgets then take on the ewoks, then go for
storm troopers. And that Death Star of thiers would soon turn into a giant
borg sphere.
Hybrion