tlhIngan-Hol Archive: Sat May 20 08:43:31 2000
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Re: FW: Jokes4U - Star Wars vs. Star Trek
- From: [email protected]
- Subject: Re: FW: Jokes4U - Star Wars vs. Star Trek
- Date: Sat, 20 May 2000 11:43:20 EDT
In a message dated 5/20/00 2:28:02 PM !!!First Boot!!!,
[email protected] writes:
<< > << Subj: FW: Jokes4U - Star Wars vs. Star Trek
>
> >
> > TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS WOULD KICK BUTT IN THE
> > STAR TREK UNIVERSE:
> >
>
> Standard reply:
> Top one reason why Star Trek characters would kick butt in the Star Wars
> universe:
> In four weekly one-hour television series, in nine feature-length motion
> pictures, and in countless hundreds of novels, short stories, and comic
> books....in all that exposure, NEVER, not ONCE...has a Star Trek landing
> party been *captured* by *teddy bears* armed with *spears*.
>
> The defense rests.
>
> juDmoS >>
Also it takes a hugh starbase the size of a moon to destroy a planet while in
star trek it only takes ONE human sized torpedo (Genesis torpedo). Also we
can destroy stars by launching a simple photon torpedo at the star ("Star
Trek Generations") while they have to have a massive star destroying cruiser.
So in fact star trek would kick star wars butt. Oh and if you think darth
vader is impressive I got one name for you Q. With one blink of the eye Q
could erase Star wars people from the space-time continum.
Khalar