tlhIngan-Hol Archive: Sat May 20 07:27:56 2000
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Re: FW: Jokes4U - Star Wars vs. Star Trek
- From: "Garrett Michael Hayes" <[email protected]>
- Subject: Re: FW: Jokes4U - Star Wars vs. Star Trek
- Date: Sat, 20 May 2000 10:25:23 -0500
- In-reply-to: <[email protected]>
- Organization: Verbal Imaging, Ltd. Co.
- Priority: normal
On 15 May 2000, at 19:18, [email protected] wrote:
> In a message dated 00-05-14 23:00:03 EDT, you write:
>
> << Subj: FW: Jokes4U - Star Wars vs. Star Trek
>
> >
> > TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS WOULD KICK BUTT IN THE
> > STAR TREK UNIVERSE:
> >
>
> Standard reply:
> Top one reason why Star Trek characters would kick butt in the Star Wars
> universe:
> In four weekly one-hour television series, in nine feature-length motion
> pictures, and in countless hundreds of novels, short stories, and comic
> books....in all that exposure, NEVER, not ONCE...has a Star Trek landing
> party been *captured* by *teddy bears* armed with *spears*.
>
> The defense rests.
>
> juDmoS
No. But the Enterprise *has* been captured by 5 Ferengi.
FIVE FERENGI ?!?!?! <sheesh>
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