tlhIngan-Hol Archive: Fri Jul 09 13:28:51 1999
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A bit of humor that some might enjoy...
- From: staze <[email protected]>
- Subject: A bit of humor that some might enjoy...
- Date: Fri, 9 Jul 1999 13:31:46 -0700
> TOP 12 THINGS LIKELY TO BE OVERHEARD IF YOU HAD A KLINGON PROGRAMMER
>
> 12. "Specifications are for the weak and timid!"
>
> 11. "This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I
>am
> to do battle with this code!"
>
> 10. "You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the
> original Klingon."
>
> 9. "Indentation?! -- I will show you how to indent when I indent your
> skull!"
>
> 8. "What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software
> 'releases.' Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers
>and
> quality assurance people in its wake."
>
> 7. "Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters'-they have
> 'arguments'-and they ALWAYS WIN THEM."
>
> 6. "Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the
> weak."
>
> 5. "I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a Bat-Leth
> contest. They will not concern us again."
>
> 4. "A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!"
>
> 3. "By filing this PTR you have challenged the honor of my family. Prepare
> to die!"
>
> 2. "You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you
> stand!"
>
> 1. "Our users will know fear and cower before our software. Ship it! Ship
> it and let them flee like the dogs they are!"
Qapla',
StaZ