I just felt like writing a short story in
Klingon, so I did.
I suspect it's probably full of errors, but I
hope you will make the most of it.
Plot : Two people standing in a bar. They do not
know each other.
qabej tlhlH je choplH (I watch you and you are
suspicious.)
choyIt Highos (You walk towards me)
chojatlh nuqneH (You speak. What do you
want?)
pagh (Nothing!)
chobejQo' (Do not watch me.)
qabejbe (I will not watch you)
maj (Good)
bI'lv (Who are you) [I am sure that this isn't
right.]
torgh (Torgh)
torgh choHohvipbe' (Torgh, I am not afraid to kill
you.)
cholI' (You come closer)
chonuQchugh qaHoh (Don't annoy me, or I will kill
you.)
lu' (Ok)
(The person then hits his communicator, and contacts his ship
in orbit.)
jol ylchu' (Activate transport beam / beam me up)
Enjoy!
Qapla'
David Baxter.
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