tlhIngan-Hol Archive: Sun Jul 26 12:58:58 1998
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KLBC: wej qIDmey
- From: "Eduardo Fonseca" <[email protected]>
- Subject: KLBC: wej qIDmey
- Date: Sun, 26 Jul 1998 16:25:54 -0300
Greetings!
I hope that you have had a good meeting!!
Above, 3 small jokes that I wrote.
ngemDaq ja'chuq wej yoqpu'. Human romuluSngan tlhIngan je'. betleH raQmeH
SuvwI' po' law' Hoch po' puS 'Iv 'e' lu'tu'nIS. pay' HumanDaq puv ghew.
betleHDaj tlhap 'ej ghew qIp 'ej cha' 'ay' pe'. jach Human: -SuvwI' po'
law' Hoch po' puS jIH. ja'chuqtaH wej yoqpu'. pay' romuluSDaq puv ghew
latlh. betleHDaj tlhap 'ej ghew qIp. ghew wa' tel pe'. jach romuluS:
-SuvwI'na' po' law' Hoch po' puS jIH. ja'chuqtaH wej yoqpu'. tlhIngan puv
ghew latlh. betleHDaj tlhap 'ej ghew qIp 'ach qaS pagh. jatlh cha' yoqpu':
- puvtaH ghew. -HIja', ja' tlhIngan 'ach not puqpu'Daj legh ghew.
Three humanoids were discussing in a forest. A human, a romulan and a
klingon. They needed to know who were the best warrior to handle a betleH.
Suddenly a bug flies toward the human. He takes his betleH and hit the bug
and cut it in 2 pieces. The human yells:
-I am the best warrior.
The three humanoids keep discussing. Suddenly another bug flies toward
the romulan. The romulan takes his betleH, hit the bug and cut one of
her wings off. He yells:
-I’m definte the best warrior.
The three humanoids keep discussing. Another bug flies toward the
klingon. He takes his betleH, hit the bug and nothing happens. The
two humanoids say:
- The bug keeps flying.
- Yes, said the klingon, but she will never see her children.
romuluSDaq tlhIngan mu'ghom laDtaH loD qan. ghoS romuluSngan SuvwI' 'ej ghel:
- Qo'noSDaq bIghoSqang'a', loDoy qan
- ghobe'. QI'tu' Hol 'oH tlhIngan Hol'e'
- qaS nuq ghe''orDaq bIghoSchugh
- qay'be'. roD romuluS Hol vIjatlhchu'.
In Romulus an old man were reading the klingon dictionary. A romulan
warrior approach him and asks:
- Are you willing to go to Kronos, dear old man?
- No. Klingon is the paradise language.
- What will happen if you go to hell?
- No problem. I costumary speak romulan language perfectly.
verengan qunqachDaq* (museum) luSuch tlhIngan ghom. thop ghot Hommey (skeleton) yIt 'e' lumev 'ej DevwI' ghel:
- 'Ivvo' ghot Hommeyvam
- *Eurico* ghaHpu' loDvam'e', verengan qonwI' quv
- 'ej 'Ivvo' ghot Hommeyvam run
- *Eurico* puqloD ghaHpu' ghot Hommeyvam'e'
A group of klingons were visiting a ferengi museam. They stoped in
front of a skeleton and asked to the guide:
- From whom is this skeleton?
- This man was Eurico, a great ferengi poet
- And from whom is this small skeleton?
- This skeleton was Eurico when he was a boy.
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Eduardo Fonseca || Belo Horizonte, Brasil
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