tlhIngan-Hol Archive: Sat Oct 25 04:01:26 1997
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Re: KLBC naDev jIchu'
- From: "Doneq" <[email protected]>
- Subject: Re: KLBC naDev jIchu'
- Date: Sat, 25 Oct 1997 13:06:05 +0200
- Comments: Authenticated sender is <[email protected]>
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ghItlh Qov
> qech vIchup:
> pay' venglIjDaq paw tlhInganpu'na'. qaS nuq? ghu' yIDel. chay' vang qum?
> chay' bIvang? chay' vang tlhInganpu'? mu'tlhegh puS DaqonmeH laHlIj'e'
> yIlo' 'ej pab yIqeq.
>
> jaS jangmo' Hoch, janglaH vay'.
Here's my story, it might get a little long, but I like writing
stories...
tera'Daq Qol cha' tlhInganna'.
Two real Klingons beam down to Earth.
Quch ghajbe'.
They don't have foreheads. -> It appears Klingons don't have their
famous foreheads before Star Trek TMP. Since 1997 is before the 23th
century, these Klingons have 'normal', human-like foreheads. This is very
convenient for my story }:-)
veng *Tilburg*Daq paw.
They arrive in the city Tilburg (that's where I live).
ram 'oHtaH.
It's night.
tera'ngan lulegh.
They see a Terran.
chechmo' tera'ngan quv'eghmoHHa'.
The Terran dishonors himself because he's drunk.
tera'ngan luHoH tlhIngan.
The Klingons kill the Terran.
tlhInganpu' legh chut polwI'.
A policeman sees the Klingons.
tlhInganpu' qop chut polwI'.
The policeman arrests the Klingons.
Hagh tlhInganpu' 'ej chut polwI' lutlha'
The Klingons laugh and follow the policeman.
tlhaQ 'e' luqel tlhIngan.
The Klingons find it funny.
<nuq chaH pongchaj'e'?> ghel chut polwI'.
"What are your names?" asks the policeman.
<wo'rIv ghawran je. tlhIngan maH!> vIt wa' tlhIngan.
"Worf and Gowron. We're Klingons," says one Klingon truthfully.
Hagh chut polwI' 'ej <*Hov leng* vIbej je, 'ach tlhIngan tlhIHbe' 'e'
vISovchu'> jatlh.
The policeman laughs and says "I also watch Star Trek, but I *do* know you
aren't Klingons."
<'ach...>
"But..."
<HItlha'>
"Follow me"
tlhIngan merchu' wanI'vam 'ej tlha' neH.
This baffles the Klingons and they just follow him.
bIghHa'Daq tlhIngan tlhap chut polwI'.
The policeman brings the Klingons to a prison.
<vaQchu'ghach 'utHa'mo' bIghHa'Daq SuloSnIS.> jatlh.
He says "you must stay in prison because of unnecessary violence."
<qoH tlhIH>
"You're fools."
QeHchoH tlhInganpu' 'ej nargh 'e' nID. Qapbe'.
The Klingons begin to be angry and try to escape. It doesn't work.
bIghHa' chaHtaHmo' Heghbat vang.
They perform the _Heghbat_ ritual because they're in prison.
(I hope this is the right situation for a _Heghbat_, because else I
might get a lot of angry Klingons on my neck... }:-)
po veb Heghpu'bogh tlhInganpu' Sam chut polwI'.
The next morning, the policeman finds the dead Klingons.
<toH. tlhInganna' chaHbej!> jatlh.
"So. They they *were* real Klingons!" he says.
/Doneq
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SuvwI'pu' qan tu'lu'be'