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Re: West Coast Klingon Seminar?



>ghItlhpu' [email protected]:
>> chuQunvo':
>> 
>> >She briefly wonders what the others, 
>> >like ~mark, trI'Qal, charghwI', would look like in Saran Wrap(tm).  ;)
>> 
>> I wonder if I should be flattered, or just plain thankful, that I was not 
>> included in this list.
>> 
>> --Holtej
>> 
>> >------------------
>> >chuQun, who couldn't but help laugh.
>
>chuQun adjusts her own Saran Wrap for modesty, then helps wrap up
>Holtej.  He was having trouble walking in the stuff, seeing that it kept
>sticking to itself--not to him--and would ride up.  "It helps if you
>drape it more like a kilt than wrapping it around like pants."  She
>assists him, and the result is alot more comfortable, uless there is a
>draft.  She tears off the final part, then secures it for him.  "There,"
>she says, "How's that?"
>
>chuQun looks around, a box of Saran Wrap(tm) in hand.  "Okay. Who else
>needs help?"
>
>Someone motions her over to where ~mark and charghwI' are stuck to one
>another.  (One had slapped another on the back in a friendly sort of
>manner...)  She pulls them apart, then liberally sprinkles
>them with talcum powder to prevent any more sticking to one another.
>Holtej.  He was having trouble walking in the stuff, seeing that it kept
>sticking to itself--not to him--and would ride up.  "It helps if you
>drape it more like a kilt than wrapping it around like pants."  She
>assists him, and the result is alot more comfortable, uless there is a
>draft.  She tears off the final part, then secures it for him.  "There,"
>she says, "How's that?"
>
>chuQun looks around, a box of Saran Wrap(tm) in hand.  "Okay. Who else
>needs help?"
>
>Someone motions her over to where ~mark and charghwI' are stuck to one
>another.  (One had slapped another on the back in a friendly sort of
>manner, and couldn't get loose without embarassment...)  She pulls them 
>apart, then liberally sprinkles them with talcum powder to prevent any 
>more sticking to one another.
>
>"Is everyone well wrapped?"  Everyone nods, except for tevram who points
>to Dr. Lawrence.
>
>"What about him?" she asks.  Everyone turns to look at the Klingon
>Language Institute director.  
>
>He grins.  "I just came for the silk boxers."
>
>chuQun calls everyone to order.  "If we're all dressed, we can start the 
>KLI [Klingons Laminated In] Saran Wrap(tm) Seminar.
>
>---------------------
>chuQun, who definitely should not be taken seriously today.

tevram rolls on the floor with *much* laughter.

And of course, we can get the 8x10 Color Glossies Laminated.  :-)

tevram
>
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