My name is John, and I do a podcast about Buffy The Vampire Slayer called "Buffy Virgin".

We've recently recorded a cast about Season 6 Episode 19 "Seeing Red."   There's a brief gag in the episode in which some demonic looking text is revealed to actually be "Klingon Love Poetry."

I'm attaching a screenshot from the episode here.  I thought it would be a fun thing for the podcast to translate this "poetry" to English. I've purchased the Okrand book, and used the various online resources but, while I'm mostly sure it isn't just gibberish created by the BTVS prop department ( It's definitely real Plaq'D, and I think I've found some real words in there) I'm finding that I'm out of my depth on the actual translation.

I'd love any help you folks can provide.  If anyone can help, we'd of course give you credit on the podcast, and if you're up for it, we'd also love to have you as a guest so that you can present the translation yourself.

wo' batlhvaD!


ghunchu'wI' Answered question November 22, 2020