I'm looking for someone who can translate something to klingon for me. I want to put in an easter egg in a maintenance page for our company. 😉
The text in question would be something along the lines of:
Oops, that's not what you were expecting. Looks like we've taken an unplanned holiday.
We are really sorry we're not here.
We will be back soon.
Your … team
Or to be more "trekkish":
Our computer systems encountered a malfunction.
We're trying to get them back up and running as soon as possible.
Your crew from the bridge
I guess a real klingon would also say it a bit differently. 😉