> gh as in enouGH ("f") > o as in wOmen ("i") > ti as in addiTIon ("sh") > Thus, "ghoti" is pronounced "fish." I think I'm just going to ignore that. Most of the Okrandian jokes I've heard about actually HELP me to remember what the word are. They act as mnemonics. "ghoti" pronounced as "fish" really goes against that. ghotI' : swim with the FISHes, that I can remember. Kordite