tlhIngan-Hol Archive: Sat May 20 20:30:05 2000
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Re: FW: Jokes4U - Star Wars vs. Star Trek
- From: "Bryce Platt" <[email protected]>
- Subject: Re: FW: Jokes4U - Star Wars vs. Star Trek
- Date: Sat, 20 May 2000 20:27:7 -0700
> [Original Message]
> From: Garrett Michael Hayes <[email protected]>
> To: <[email protected]>
> Date: 05/20/2000 07:27:55
> Subject: Re: FW: Jokes4U - Star Wars vs. Star Trek
>
> On 15 May 2000, at 19:18, [email protected] wrote:
>
> > In a message dated 00-05-14 23:00:03 EDT, you write:
> >
> > << Subj: FW: Jokes4U - Star Wars vs. Star Trek
> >
> > >
> > > TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS WOULD KICK BUTT IN THE
> > > STAR TREK UNIVERSE:
> > >
> >
NEVER, not ONCE...has a Star Trek landing
> > party been *captured* by *teddy bears* armed with *spears*.
> >
> > The defense rests.
> >
> > juDmoS
>
>
> No. But the Enterprise *has* been captured by 5 Ferengi.
> FIVE FERENGI ?!?!?! <sheesh>
>
>
> 'etlhqengwI'
> (vuDmeywIjvaD jIngoy' jiH'e')
Yeah, but that was that wussy Federation ship Enterprise. You don't see no
Ferengi even _approaching_ a Bird of Prey, let alone capturing one.
targhtlhuH
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