tlhIngan-Hol Archive: Wed Aug 12 14:55:18 1998
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Barrows 'uQ
- From: "Lt. Cdr. Sarah Barrows" <[email protected]>
- Subject: Barrows 'uQ
- Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1998 17:55:18 -0400
DaHjaj ram, QInvam vIghlItlhtaHvIS, Ha'DIbaH tI je vISop. 'uQwIj
Delchugh tera'ngan, *chicken* *french fries* je vISop 'e' jatlh. Soj nap
vISop 'e' vItIv.
?rInpa' vutlu' Ha'DIbaH, *oven*-vo' tI vIlel. rIn vutlu' tI, vaj
jengva'Daq vIlan. tugh rIn vutlu' Ha'DIbaH, vaj *oven*-vo' vIlel je. DaH
bIrchoH tI, vaj tujchoHmeH, DungDaq tI Ha'DIbaH vIlan.
pa'wIjDaq SojwIj vIqem, 'ej SoptaHvIS, QInvam vIglhItlh.
tera'nganpu'na'vaD: I'm eating dinner whilst writing this. I explain in
painstaking detail how I ingeniously put the hotter food on top of the
cooler food so's it'd keep warm longer. I'm so smart. :)
pabpo'pu'vaD: The question-mark phrase: /?rInpa' vutlu' Ha'DIbaH/ is
meant to mean, "Before the meat was finished cooking." I'm not certain
this is grammatically legal/correct, and I'm too lazy to -- I mean, if I
look it up in my TKD my dinner will get cold. Yeah. Please advise. Over
and out.
--
Lt. Cdr. Sarah Barrows, Starfleet
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Hov ghajbe'bogh ram rur *excuses* ghajbe'bogh jaj
****
The management would like to apologise for the above terribly lame
rip-off of a secrecy proverb. The writer who produced the lame proverb
is, as we speak, being dragged through a hedge out into the parking lot
and unceremoniously shot. Thank you.